Erotic Valentine’s Day fan fiction: Presidential candidates edition

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It’s that time again when a mix of Valentine’s Day and the upcoming presidential election blend together to give you a total erection.

While the candidates do their best to sweet talk their way into the White House, we civilians can only imagine what sorts of things they’d do for (and to) us this coming Valentine’s Day if they were available.

Give your dirty mind a break and let us take you on a journey and tell you what you should expect if you’re ever lucky enough to swing a V-Day date with a wannabe prez.

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